Hank was elated. He thought the headlines read, “Hank: Labrador retriever named most popular in U.S.”
Instead, he finds this photo of an oh-so-cute chump of a Labrador that’s so sweet your teeth fall out just looking at him. “Jacob” or some such. Hmph.
Hank thinks puppies smell funny.
He’s a graceful loser, though, so this won’t bug him for too long. But he thinks youth is overrated. Seriously. Look at that puppy. That cute-as-a-bug’s- ear puppy. That sweet, soft, adorable, squeezable, wee puppy. That’s a silly, silly puppy.
That puppy doesn’t know one thing about anything, that puppy.
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