Things You Didn’t Know About Hank

Hank's World | 2012 ©
Maybe if the water tilts like this, the fish will fall into my mouth?

Hank loves the name “Snorri“.

Hank is wild for salmon. WILD FOR SALMON. Hank will tap-dance for wild salmon. He will eat it off the BBQ, wildly hot, tinfoil or not. He’s just wild for wild salmon.

Hank can spell bor.bor.ryg.mus. Borborygmus.

Hank is borborygmus.

borborygmous | 2012 ©

Hank believes the necessary ingredients for happiness (aside from wild salmon) include guacamole, salsa, and lots and lots of beans, which means he eagerly anticipates the arrival of his new favorite thing: BurritobOt, the 3-D burrito printer.

Burritob0t: The logical end result of technology created for the NASA missions.


Hank has his own tartan. Actually, he has two. The MacDirt Clan Ancient and MacDirt Dissipated.  Aren’t they lovely?

Needless to say (but he will), Hank looks good in a kilt.


One is happy once one knows the necessary ingredients of happiness: simple tastes, a certain degree of courage, self denial to a point, love of work, and above all, a clear conscience. Plus, burritos.

George Sand & Hank


About Hank.

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