The 13th Man

13th Man

…is the one who steals the 12th Man’s sandwich.

Hank is the 13th Man. He wears the pirate jersey of black and white. He is older and wiser than the 12th Man. He will be sailing forth early so consider this a Seattle-area warning for Super Bowl Sunday.

Gromit + Bones Pirate Flag

This is his play: As the 11 Men on the field stand around (listening to the sweet ka-chunk of gold dropping into bank accounts), and the famous 12th Man (YELLING!) vacates his stuffy prefrontal cortex for the more homey basal ganglia (YELLING!) and tucks in to critical beer-pork-beef-cheezy-chip supplies (YELLING!), Hank cuts to the right, feints a left, and goes straight for The Sandwich.

Go SeaHank! | ©2014 HouseofHank.me

And SCOOOOORE! Instant replay cannot catch the speed with which both Hank and sandwich are gone. Quarterbacks and pythons the world over feel shame.

OK. Pythons the world over feel shame.

The 12th Man and his basal ganglia are none the wiser. (YELLING!) Mmm…nachos. Nachos good. (YELLING!) Mmm…beer. Beer good. (YELLING!)

Mmm…where sandwich?

Gromit + Bones Pirate Flag

13th Man

Gromit + Bones Pirate Flag

(YELLING!!!)

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You can’t get a suit of armour and a rubber chicken just like that. You have to plan ahead.
—Michael Palin

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About Hank.

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6 Responses to The 13th Man

  1. dandyknife says:

    Such tight writing, it was almost poetry… is it hanku?

  2. Hank. says:

    All is Hanku. Hanku is all.

    THanku!

  3. dandyknife says:

    That does it. You’ve been blogrolled.

    You’re whelpcome!

  4. Hank. says:

    …I don’t even think you’re pulling his tail! Big tHanks!
    Looks like Seattle’s SeaHank has made a nice pre-game play, folks. Not bad for an old, gold pirate.

  5. Jo Woolf says:

    Hank, you’re a legend! 🙂

  6. Hank. says:

    YAR!!! And a well-fed one, at that!

Woof! Talk to Hank

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